Chicken Shish Kavana
Cause she’s so yummy. RML
is not happy about being one post above:
But how do you get her to put down the cigars?
Nevermind, Nirvana Kavana has been vetoed by the child protection agency
This would come in handy in both davening and off-campus parties
Because her familia is from Colombia (which is in the same direction as Mexico)
Anna Banana Kavana
fi fy fo fana me my mo mana - Kavana!
Mitzvot Tzrichot Kavana
Bonus: middle name included (so unlike JJ, she won’t be able to pick her own)
As an aside, this is why it’s dangerous to let kids choose middle names for themselves: with the first name James and the middle initial J, JJ should have totally picked Joyce, not Jacob.
May she talk less in shul than JJ