Name Baby Kavana
Chicken Shish Kavana

Cause she’s so yummy. RML

Ameri Kavana

is not happy about being one post above:

Havana Kavana

But how do you get her to put down the cigars?

Nevermind, Nirvana Kavana has been vetoed by the child protection  agency

Nevermind, Nirvana Kavana has been vetoed by the child protection agency

Absolut Kavana

This would come in handy in both davening and off-campus parties

Bandana Kavana

Because her familia is from Colombia (which is in the same direction as Mexico)

Santana Kavana

Because she’s so smooth

Anna Banana Kavana

fi fy fo fana me my mo mana - Kavana!

Mitzvot Tzrichot Kavana

Bonus: middle name included (so unlike JJ, she won’t be able to pick her own)

As an aside, this is why it’s dangerous to let kids choose middle names for themselves: with the first name James and the middle initial J, JJ should have totally picked Joyce, not Jacob.

Alotta Kavana

May she talk less in shul than JJ